In the spirit of top ten lists, here’s a sequel to Top Ten Signs Your Daughter is not Getting Married Any Time Soon. Hope you find it funny!
Tip: Read from bottom up
Why your daughter still won’t get married any time soon?
1- She doesn’t take crap from anyone
2- She wants a secure, stable life BEFORE [...]
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lon⋅er
17Nov08Whoever started the Urban Dictionary should get a virtual trophy for creativity : )
Someone that likes being alone, and is happy with what they are. Often called freaks because the general population is too thinkheaded to understand the phrase “leave me the fuck alone”
someone who doesn’t need other people around them to validate [...]
I just might consider a geek for the following reasons:
29. Geeks aren’t concerned with social norms: Geeks don’t play a lot of the silly social games that other people do, so they’re much easier to deal with than regular people.
30. Their friends are nice: Geeks hang out with other geeks, so their friends will be [...]
الجميد مش جميد إذا ما كان كركي
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On Creativity and Getting High
14Mar08The following events took place in a creative writing class:
I made a note to bring in some ashtrays and then I rooted through the wastepaper basket for a few empty cans. Standing beneath the prominently displayed NO SMOKING sign, I distributed the cans and cast my cigarettes upon the table, encouraging my students to go [...]
High-Tech Break-Up
10Mar08TV girl (host/critic/commentator) Rachel Marsden says her ex-boyfriend who happens to be Wikipedia’s founder Jimmy Wales announced their breakup on Wikipedia’s forums. To retaliate, Rachel is selling her ex-boyfriend’s smelly T-shirt on eBay.
My suggestions for future breakups or hookups:
- register a domain name to announce that you’re with someone: www.imwith().com
- use twitter and facebook to [...]
The Ten Commandments
12Dec07AKA M.A Program Students Requirements
1- Thou shalt not smell.
- Male students must shower at least once everyday.
- Using deodorant is mandatory
- Wouldn’t kill you to shave your armpit twice every month
- Don’t wear the same clothes you wore to work unless you work indoors, you office is air-conditioned and you’re pretty sure you don’t [...]
What’s the difference really?
11Oct07Guy: Mind?
Jerry: No, go ahead. I second-hand smoke two packs a day.
- Seinfeld
Know who of your friends is constipated and who’s got diarrhea!
5 of your friends don’t have enough fibers in their food
Let your friends know when you fart. Add The Bathroom application NOW
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