Archive for the 'Funny' Category
الجميد مش جميد إذا ما كان كركي
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On Creativity and Getting High
14Mar08The following events took place in a creative writing class:
I made a note to bring in some ashtrays and then I rooted through the wastepaper basket for a few empty cans. Standing beneath the prominently displayed NO SMOKING sign, I distributed the cans and cast my cigarettes upon the table, encouraging my students to go [...]
High-Tech Break-Up
10Mar08TV girl (host/critic/commentator) Rachel Marsden says her ex-boyfriend who happens to be Wikipedia’s founder Jimmy Wales announced their breakup on Wikipedia’s forums. To retaliate, Rachel is selling her ex-boyfriend’s smelly T-shirt on eBay.
My suggestions for future breakups or hookups:
- register a domain name to announce that you’re with someone: www.imwith().com
- use twitter and facebook to [...]
The Ten Commandments
12Dec07AKA M.A Program Students Requirements
1- Thou shalt not smell.
- Male students must shower at least once everyday.
- Using deodorant is mandatory
- Wouldn’t kill you to shave your armpit twice every month
- Don’t wear the same clothes you wore to work unless you work indoors, you office is air-conditioned and you’re pretty sure you don’t [...]
What’s the difference really?
11Oct07Guy: Mind?
Jerry: No, go ahead. I second-hand smoke two packs a day.
- Seinfeld
Know who of your friends is constipated and who’s got diarrhea!
5 of your friends don’t have enough fibers in their food
Let your friends know when you fart. Add The Bathroom application NOW
I don’t know why does this guy ***** up like this. Just when you’re starting to like what he has to say, he says something extremely stupid like that!
“In Iran, we don’t have homosexuals like in your country”.
What was he thinking? it’s like saying “the sun doesn’t shine from the east like in your country”, [...]
Ga6ayef?
26Aug07What happens when you stick a blogger in the corner?
On Taxis in Amman
11Aug07اللي بتابعوا قصصي مع تكاسي عمان يمكن لاØظوا انّو صارلي زمان ما كتبت عنها، للأس٠السبب مش انو جبت سيارة ولا صاØبت واØد معو سيارة ولا تصلبطت على Øدا بالشغل، بس من كتر ما مر علي صرت سبيتشلس زي ما بØكو.
يعني خدلك هالنهÙØ© مثلا:
السواق: زمان صرلك واقÙØ© بتستني تاكسي؟
أنا: لأ
السواق: يعني شنصك كتير Øلو، سيارة [...]
Mayur, Savanah, Clyde, tessa, Mac [...]
Suzy, Waleed, ma7joob, sam, Iman [...]
Hamzeh N.
The Opinion of the Common Human, Bill, mike, KAD, Andy [...]
Dave, loolt