Stolen from The Drivel of Two Bahrainis:

Still on the blogging front, but this time it’s a lighter post regarding the matter ! I came to a conclusion that blogs are actually living creatures! No? Well, now you do, it took me around 5 hours in the wild to get those pictures ! We will also be using the scientific names “you know latin or greek or what ever”

Agro Blogatos:

Watch out these are very dangerous creatures. The have a poisonous sting which me cause severe migraines ! So don’t get too close they might hurt you. They vary from being aggressively opinionated to just being plain aggressive.

Nutty Blogatos:

These blogs are harmless and are very light hearted, but they can end up being a bit too silly which usually gets them into a bit of hassle ! Most other blogs regard them as slightly strange and odd but they don’t cause harm to others and as such deserve to be left alone.

Sophisticato Blogatos:

These are the top notch ones, very hard to get hold of in the wild ! They are sophisticated ones of the species. They know what they’re talking about (or at least make it sound like they do). Usually they love to hide in the muddy marshes of the aggregators and go unnoticed ! But it’s always a pleasure to find these gems ! Remember ! Once you find one catch it by bookmarking it ! Although they pretend that they don’t like the attention, deep inside you just know that they do !

Sectariano Blogatos:

These are foul creatures with hearts of coal. They are looked upon with contempt by many other blogs. Keep a safe distance between you and them, They stink of the smell of sectarianism so watch out ! It may be contagious ! if you ever see one either hide or chuck stones at it “maybe this will quite it up for a while”

Funiano Blogatos:

The typical “fun” Blogs. They are happy little creatures that go around spreading joy and happiness to those they meet. They avoid conflicts such as the War of the Beige in which many blogs lost their lives. They live in our blogroll !I really would like to see this applied to bloggers in Jordan, just reading this I could think of a few names.